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chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

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My mother asked me why I’ve been sleeping so much lately,
maybe it’s because you still love me in my dreams.

day 36// I miss you (via extrasad)

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officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

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magicul:

when you’re trying to talk to your friend but they keep ignoring you

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burntlashes:

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

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nourhhh:

You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle, via dutchster)





thetwerkking:

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you
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ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

(via thefuuuucomics)