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HAKUNA MA’VODKA
– it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via andillbejustfine)





hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(Source: hvngers, via twistedtheory)





large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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(via dutchster)





zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

(via thetowndrugdealer)